What are five things you would do first if you were elected President?

July 15th, 2010 by eranio

I’ll go first:

1)Put major restrictions on people on Wall Street using public funds
2)Ramp up deportations of illegal immigrants. I’d demand that "sanctuary cities" comply. If they didn’t I’d bring in the military.
3)Get out of Iraq the day I was elected
4)Put major tariffs on China until they stop fixing their currency.
5)Get rid of the federally mandatory criminal background check for licensed gun dealers. Get rid of the heavy regulation of fully automatic rifles.

What do you think? I am interested in seeing other’s responses

Posted in Military Rifles

26 Responses

  1. Captain Awesome

    Abolish the Federal Reserve
    End the wars
    Close down all of our foreign bases and bring the troops home
    Abolish every un-constitutional department in the Federal government
    Smoke a joint on the White House lawn

  2. Latino Heat

    1.) Pull out of iraq & afghan

    2.) pass healtcare reform

    3.) Lower Income taxes

    4.) higher tariffs on china

    5.) legalize gay marriage and end the war on drugs

  3. dizneygeek

    CUT TAXES
    STOP SPENDING
    REPEAL OBAMA-CARE (if it passes)
    REPEAL GLOBAL WARMING TAX (if it passes)
    DEPORT ILLEGAL ALIEN CRIMINALS!

    Obama has a 56% DISAPPROVAL! He should get the message that he’s screwing up big time!

  4. Tina Bee [Love Has Found Me]

    1) Get my hair done.
    2) Buy my parents a house
    3) Get all my siblings their own cars
    4) See a doctor
    5) Stop the war over seas.

  5. mikal_1978

    I believe I would have a quiet drink first.

    After that . . . who knows.

  6. Lord Zane Vorhis

    1) reverse any health care reform that will take place in the next year
    2) Send more troops to secure the middle east faster so we can get them home sooner.
    3) Do what I can to abolish the Electoral college.
    4) Make a declaration acknowledging the Armenian Genocide of the 1920′s and request sanctions on Turkey.
    5) Abolish all paid and professional lobby firms.

  7. FLbeachGrl

    Deport illegals, secure our border, fire Pelosi, make a plan to fix the economy and put people back to work, make welfare recipients take drug tests and allow them to be on it no more than a year with documentation showing they are searching for work every month, abolish affirmative action (yup, the parts for women too).

  8. thor_torkinson

    1. Freeze all stimulus payouts.
    2. Rework every trade deal on the books.
    3. Pull all troops out of Iraq and Afghanistan.
    4. Push hard for a National vote on setting term limits in Congress.
    5. Set up immediate incentives for small businesses and investors.

  9. Rounder

    whatever i wanted to do, regardless of how people feel, just like obama

  10. threegooofs

    1) plan on closing Guantanamo Bay

    2) attempt to make amends with the muslim world – show them we can work with them to imporve their lives, not just invade and bomb.

    3) Work on a long term plan to appropriately regulate wall street

    4) Get congress to fix health care

    5) And reduce the deficit by encouraging economic growth and allowing the top tax rate NOT to top out at $375K per year, but to tax people more who also make millions. Increase capital gains taxes for individuals, too.

    Looks like Obama has already done 1-4. Dont think he’ll have the political will to do 5.

  11. Virus

    1) End the FED
    2) Stop war in middle east
    3) Legalize gay marriage and drugs
    4) Close GITMO
    5) Make real healthcare reform

    Then I’ll probably be killed by the NWO for not complying with what they want.

  12. Bethy

    1. Revise all military strategy. No more nation building. No more restrictive rules of engagement. Remove Executive order 11905

    2. Tell Israel that I do not oppose any and all actions they deem necessary to prevent Iran to getting a nuclear weapon

    3. Arrest all individuals who have contravened title 8, section 1325 of the United States Immigration code and make undocumented immigrant status a class A felony

    4. Shutter the UN in NYC and resign our membership

    5. Enact legislation that all entitlement programs must submit to audit every year and double the budget of all agents who safeguard public assistance funds

  13. jeff

    1) Declare a state of general emergency so I would have war powers.
    2) Pass a simple and comprehensive universal health care bill, abolish the fed, and rescind 90% of the taxpayer bailouts that have been given to the failing banks.
    3) Redistribute the funds taken from the bailout in the form of payment cheques for every american citizen (to get them back on my side after instituting all the ‘socialist’ reforms noted above).
    4) Put a permanent muzzle on Fox news– reason: threat to domestic national security; could be enacted under Patriot Act.
    5) Provide funding to factories and armed services to train new Americans and build more military equipment to decisively, once and for all, wipe the Afghani and Pakistani jihadists off the face of the map, thereby liberating the oppressed women and free thinkers of the Middle East from the tyranny of fascist Islam. (because the outcome of such a serious and protracted military endeavour is unpredictable, the universal health care is an almost certain necessity).

  14. Boats

    1.) kick out all the socialists.
    2.) Start listening to the people of THIS country.
    3.) Throw all the lobbyists out of Washington.
    4.) keep a close watch on the pork,see that it’s equally distributed to each state.
    5.) prosecute any politician caught in any corruption scam .
    6.) start recognizing the constitution,instead of personal agendas.
    7.) Straighten the judges out!no more running the country from the courts.
    8.) a government of the people,by the people and for the people,period!
    Hows that for openers?

  15. dm_felionous

    The President doesn’t work in a vacuum. Looking at your list number 1, 4, and 5 wouldn’t be in your power to do alone. You would need congress behind you to pull those off. Number 3 you could do as a president but practically it’s impossible. You could start the process and establish a time table but it would take months to get our people and equipment out of Iraq. Number 2 you could do halfway. You could order the INS and other agencies to crack down on illegal immigrants but establishing martial law in a US city would be another matter. Congress would have to sign off on that or you would be impeached and arrested.

    The president has direct authority over just about every federal agency but the president cannot pass or change laws on his own and he cannot use the military in any significant strength without congress approving. As far as using the military on a US city, unless that city was in the midst of a disaster or under a military attack he would have to get congress on board.

  16. Suspended_23

    1: Put my feet up on the desk.
    2: Light a cigar
    3: Order a big drink.
    4: Have the presidential bunker prepared for me and my friends.
    5: Get the presidential aid to bring me the Doomsday device so I could launch every nuclear weapon available as I was headed to the bomb shelter.

  17. Obama the Retarded Clown

    1 Fight a smarter war with drones and bombers. Bring some troops home.
    2 Reverse Obamacare
    3 Deport illegals
    4 Stop all immigration from terrorist nations.
    5 Lower taxes/ stop redistributing entrepreneur’s wealth. (there should be some reward for creating jobs in our country)

  18. trenchcoat_mafia2006@yahoo.com

    I agree totally on ALL issues.

  19. The fed up matthew™

    Eliminate the 16th amendment
    Eliminate the federal reserve act
    Eliminate IRS
    Eliminate the DEA
    Empower my generals to eliminate foreign military bases and direct all resources to border inspection, missile defense, and space exploration/star wars defense.

  20. Sheesh

    1. i’d institute an immediate investigation into every sitting member of both Houses of Congress, looking for bribery, corruption, deals, influence peddling, high crimes & treason, infidelity, failure to uphold the Oath of Service.

    2. i’d begin construction on a Berlin-type wall across the Mexican/American border.

    3. i’d immediately rescind all apologies Obama gave around the world and instead, apologize to our allies for his ill treatment of them and tell our enemies to pound sand.

    4. i’d round up hundreds of experienced active and retired espionage operatives and ask them to tell me what is needed to secure our homeland, and then do it.

    5. i’d round up the same for the military.

    gosh, i could go on and on…

  21. C3PO

    I thank the bright stars that you aren’t the President. If I was the President, I’d make sure that everyone would have to get a head check. And the ‘special’ people would have an island all to themselves. I’m sure that the sane people wouldn’t have a problem chipping in for the island. As it would make the country a better place all around.

  22. audaciousfool

    1) Take my shoes off and relax
    2) Pop open a bottle of scotch
    3) Invite that sexy intern into the office
    4) Have some fun with the intern
    5) Go to sleep

  23. Joggy

    1. I would take our troops out of Iraq and Afghanistan.
    2. And drop enough nuclear heads on the middle east, to kill even the roaches.
    3. Make English the official language
    4.I would deport all people who aren’t white ( homos and feminist included). And finish what Hitler started but couldn’t finish, complete extermination of the Jews.
    5. I would build a wall between the U.S. and Mexico. Patrolled by kill on site guards.

    Maybe I should run as your V.P.

  24. Watkins

    1. Stop the war over seas
    2. buy me a mansion to live in
    3. Create extra Jobs in America to put them to work
    4. give the retail stores like Sears extra money to
    stay in business to hire peoples and put them to work
    5. Eat free ice cream

  25. Lawrence

    1. I would like to apply the adage during my presidency: "Easier said than done".
    2. I would like to make Cuba an ally of the United States (or something)
    3. I’d endorse eating vegetables to promote the advantages on living a healthy lifestyle and
    how it sucks to be a Vegan.. (no offense if you are one)
    4. Stop sending soldiers to Iraq.. For the sake of humanity..
    5. Adapt the laws of the Dutch: 40% tax, free food and lodging for the poor, extort money from the rich and give it to them, In this way it’s the rich that serve the poor. If you research the government of The Netherlands, you’d find out that it’s true..

    I’ll give you a little secret in The Netherlands: Marijuana, a soft drug, is considered LEGAL in this place which surrounding European countries consider "heaven"

  26. cowboycop1952

    Actually most of the things people have listed are not in the power of the president to do. They are done by the Senate and House. The president only has the ability to sign or not sign their legislation and if he doesn’t sign it can be passed over his veto anyway.

    As for your list….1) yes you could put restriction on the use of public funds. 2) You could not bring in the military. That is illegal. You could however withhold government funds used by cities for various projects. 4) yes you could pull the military out of Iraq. 5) It would take an act of congress to change the regulations for gun dealers and owning fully automatic rifles.

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