Who would like me on their combat team in the military?
March 18th, 2010 by eranio
I’d be awesome. I’d lead you all to victory. Smash the enemies with awesomeness. And I’d be great in the foxhole or whatever you call it. There’d be a zero percent casualty rate in our battles. 
My M16 rifle would have a laser beam on it that would make all the enemies all peaceful and happy and they wouldn’t wanna shoot us! Them naughty terrorists, eh?
Posted in Military Rifles
March 18th, 2010 at 1:57 am
OOOOOhh I bet you would be GREAT in a foxhole baby, I’ll show you thing your hippie boyfriend will never show you!!! I’ll show you a naughty terrorist
March 18th, 2010 at 1:57 am
I’m sure you would be great in the foxhole
March 18th, 2010 at 1:57 am
Im pretty sure the army would love you.
March 18th, 2010 at 1:57 am
I would. You seem enthusiastic and fun to be around.
March 18th, 2010 at 1:57 am
When you mock it doesn’t show love it shows derision.
These men have all raised their right hand and sworn to defend you with their life. Why would you disrespect them?
March 18th, 2010 at 1:57 am
i know you are desperate for attention and all… but can you do it in a way that makes more sense? You are making fun of a group of people that make HUGE sacrifices so that you can sit at home safely and complain about things.
March 18th, 2010 at 1:57 am
I would not want you anywhere near a gun. Killing people is what we try to avoid. You would be a liability, not an asset.
Do a google search for "strategic corporal".
March 18th, 2010 at 1:57 am
are you talking about on playstation or something? idk i wouldnt mind taking you in my squad, happy laser beam rifle sounds fun too, then we can throw puppies off the afghan canyons like those american marines on youtube.
March 18th, 2010 at 1:57 am
um i wouldnt but didnt you have a question where you said you hated war and the military (and by the way there is no shuch thing as a beam that would make all the enemies all peaceful and happy)
March 18th, 2010 at 1:57 am
If you would yell "I WILL LEAD YOU ALL TO VICTORY!" every time there’s a battle, that would be cool. Yell the more cooler, but obsolete, battle cries like "CHARGE!!" or "FOR THE FREE PEOPLE OF EARTH!!" "DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR!!"
March 18th, 2010 at 1:57 am
kyid,ya look formidable,,,the adversary in disregard of this should hang it up ,and sue for terms
rrraaaaaaawwwwwr!!!!1
lass,just looked at profi,suggest you read on subj britain for 10 years before ww2,regarding its state of ‘disarmedness’
few modern aircraft for a sufficient air defense ,and the utterly desparate fight, the airwar to keep germany from .
occupying GB.,,,for you perhaps,it’s old history,but the lessons
still apply,,,,,,,,,,,,,cheerio and pip pip,,,,,,,,,, leftenant,caddyon?!!
March 18th, 2010 at 1:57 am
You can be in my foxhole any day
March 18th, 2010 at 1:57 am
realy really time to lay off the weed
March 18th, 2010 at 1:57 am
i dont know what drugs you are on but you need to get a life.
and i think you would make a crappy soilder if you couldnt even kill some one who is shooting at you.
here is a senario for you:
you have a chance to kill a terrorist who is shooting at you but you dont, and then that man goes on to kill one of your friends, not like you would actually have any friends but iam just pretending to get my point accross.
March 18th, 2010 at 1:57 am
I love this kid.
I’d get aggravated at some of the BS she spews out if it wasn’t so funny.
I love the "enlightened" ones of my generation.